What: F*cking Precious
Where: Gallery Erato - 309 1st Ave S.
When: Friday, August 31st from 7pm - Midnight
Cost: $25 for basic members, $15 for premium members
About F*cking Precious:
Have you ever looked at a big, foofy diaper-butt or a kinky kitten and thought to yourself, “SO. F’ING. PRECIOUS!” Well this is the party for you.
F*cking Precious is an 18+ party featuring kid and critter appropriate activities with music to set a playful mood. We’ll start with an introduction, slide into G-rated kid/critter friendly petting and cuddling, followed by “lights out” so things can take a turn for the wicked.
We welcome sweet and sinful kids, critters, caregivers, handlers, furries, and anyone with a playful mindset. All gender expressions and sexual orientations encouraged to attend.
Want to come? Purchase your tickets online!
Tickets are only available through online purchase, we do not sell tickets at the door.
Note: You must be logged into your CSPC member account to purchase tickets. If you haven’t logged into our portal yet, go to this page, click Forgot Password, and enter your CSPC email address to reset your access. Having trouble? Email firstname.lastname@example.org for help.
What to expect upon arrival:
All attendees are required to show a valid government-issued ID to be checked-in. If you do not bring your ID or it is expired we cannot admit you.
Guests will need to fill out a guest form and a waiver.
Please review our Essential House Rules and share them with your guests.
Please arrive in street legal attire.
There is a coat closet on the main floor and lockers in the basement.
What to bring with you
Whatever makes you feel sexy and confident. Don’t forget your toy bag!
A reusable water bottle for refilling at our water station
We invite you to bring your own clean sheets and towels to use, that helps us keep down our laundry costs.
What we provide
Safer sex supplies, cleaning supplies, clean sheets and towels
Light snacks for keeping energy up
About our new home:
Gallery Erato is Pioneer Square’s hottest new kinky art gallery which boasts two floors of play space situated against backdrop of historic exposed brick and beams. The main floor of this space is wheelchair accessible, but our basement area is only accessible by a staircase. Restrooms are gender neutral. This is not a scent free space.
Directions and Parking
Gallery Erato is located at 309 1st Ave S. Pioneer Square has free on-street parking after 6pm and this neighborhood is very well served by public transportation, including many bus lines, the streetcar, and the LINK light rail.
There is a small lip from the sidewalk into the Gallery.
We have a wheelchair ramp that our registration volunteers can put down to transition over this lip so that our main floor will be accessible to folks in wheelchairs. Please let us know when you arrive if you need the ramp.
There will be play stations, refreshments, and restrooms on the main floor. Unfortunately, the basement of our space is only accessible via stairs.
This is not a scent free space.
Have more questions? Check out our FAQ! We are a 100% volunteer-run organization, so it helps us immensely if you review the FAQ before emailing us. Thank you!