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PAINS: Penny’s Academy for Incorrigible Naughty Sluts  

  • Gallery Erato 309 1st Ave S Seattle, WA 98104 (map)
Photo art by Phil Cohen

Photo art by Phil Cohen

What: PAINS: Penny’s Academy for Incorrigible Naughty Sluts  
Where: Gallery Erato - 309 1st Ave S.
When: Saturday, April 6th, 8pm-12am
Cost: $25 for basic members, $15 for premium members.
*Tickets must be purchased online, there are no door sales*

About PAINS:

Whether you’ve been naughty and need to be punished or you are the one to administer the correction, we’ve got a party for you! Appropriate for 18+ middles and any adult who simply enjoys discipline play, come check out  Penny’s Academy for Incorrigible Naughty Sluts. All gender expressions and orientations are encouraged to attend.

While The Academy is discipline focused, if the CSPC allows it, you can do it here.  It is a super fun classroom-themed party with a variety of props available… See you there!

Want to come? Purchase your tickets online!
Tickets are only available through online purchase, we do not sell tickets at the door.  

 Current member of the CSPC?
Purchase Your Tickets Here

Note: You must be logged into your CSPC member account to purchase tickets. If you haven’t logged into our portal yet, go to this page, click Forgot Password, and enter your CSPC email address to reset your access. Having trouble? Email for help.

 Not a member of the CSPC yet?
Register for the New Member Orientation beforehand and stay for the party! 

What to expect upon arrival:

  • All attendees are required to show a valid government-issued ID to be checked-in. If you do not bring your ID or it is expired we cannot admit you.

  • Guests will need to fill out a guest form and a waiver.

  • Please review our Essential House Rules and share them with your guests.

  • Please arrive in street legal attire.

  • There is a coat closet on the main floor and lockers in the basement.

What to bring with you

  • Whatever makes you feel sexy and confident. Don’t forget your toy bag!

  • A reusable water bottle for refilling at our water station

  • We invite you to bring your own clean sheets and towels to use, that helps us keep down our laundry costs.

What we provide

  • Safer sex supplies, cleaning supplies, clean sheets and towels

  • Light snacks for keeping energy up 

About our new home:

Gallery Erato is Pioneer Square’s hottest new kinky art gallery which boasts two floors of play space situated against backdrop of historic exposed brick and beams. The main floor of this space is wheelchair accessible, but our basement area is only accessible by a staircase. Restrooms are gender neutral. This is not a scent free space.

Directions and Parking

Gallery Erato is located at 309 1st Ave S. Pioneer Square has free on-street parking after 6pm and this neighborhood is very well served by public transportation, including many bus lines, the streetcar, and the LINK light rail.


  • There is a small lip from the sidewalk into the Gallery.

  • We have a wheelchair ramp that our registration volunteers can put down to transition over this lip so that our main floor will be accessible to folks in wheelchairs. Please let us know when you arrive if you need the ramp.

  • There will be play stations, refreshments, and restrooms on the main floor. Unfortunately, the basement of our space is only accessible via stairs.

  • This is not a scent free space.

Have more questions? Check out our FAQ! We are a 100% volunteer-run organization, so it helps us immensely if you review the FAQ before emailing us. Thank you!

Earlier Event: April 6
New Member Orientation before PAINS
Later Event: April 10
CSPC Board Meeting