Title: “Every Sting is Awesome!” (for a sub) or “Every Swing is Awesome!” (for a Dom)

Functional: Hell yes!

Decorative: I mean isn’t it more fun to play with it????!!!!

Description:
The “Every Sting/Swing is Awesome” paddle is everything you think of when you step on a Lego. It is the physical manifestation of the phrase “Holy hell!! What the fuck did I just step on!!!” This paddle is as diverse as the asses you’ll use it on. One day it could be flat plates for a smooth feel. The next could have icicles that leave little bite marks all over you. Always wanted to know what a hundred Lego Minifig hands would be like on your ass? Then do it. Write your name in Lego and leave a lasting impression on your playmate. You can even put the Eifel Tower or Darth Vader on it and go to town! It never has to be the same paddle twice.
Comes with The paddle, a starter bag of Lego, and a Lego removal tool.

Constructed with: Wooden paddle, gold paint, barge contact cement and Lego.

Artist Name: Jason

Title: “Every Sting is Awesome!” (for a sub) or “Every Swing is Awesome!” (for a Dom)

Functional: Hell yes!

Decorative: I mean isn’t it more fun to play with it????!!!!

Description:The “Every Sting/Swing is Awesome” paddle is everything you think of when you step on a Lego. It is the physical manifestation of the phrase “Holy hell!! What the fuck did I just step on!!!” This paddle is as diverse as the asses you’ll use it on. One day it could be flat plates for a smooth feel. The next could have icicles that leave little bite marks all over you. Always wanted to know what a hundred Lego Minifig hands would be like on your ass? Then do it. Write your name in Lego and leave a lasting impression on your playmate. You can even put the Eifel Tower or Darth Vader on it and go to town! It never has to be the same paddle twice. Comes with The paddle, a starter bag of Lego, and a Lego removal tool.

Constructed with: Wooden paddle, gold paint, barge contact cement and Lego.

Artist Name: Jason

The waves of pleasure and pain come from the motion of the ocean!

Designed and resin coated by Frances

Show your pride with this resin-coated paddle!

Made by Frances

Title: The Truncheon (Functional)

Materials Used: Bubinga turned on a lathe and finished with tung oil

About this piece: 13" of tough love. The test bottom said: "You're not even swinging that hard, and it hurts like fuck!" ;)

Artist: Curt

Title: Rosy Cheeks (Functional)

Materials Used: Rose Petals decoupaged on Maple

About this piece: Want to put a bloom in your partner's cheeks? Roses are a traditional way of showing just how much you care.

Artist: Eirikah Delaunay, sex+relationship coach at https://DesireAlchemy.com

Title: This Might Sting a Bit

Materials: Acrylic on wood. Coated in polyurethane to make it functional.

Artist: Galixie

This black and blue was created by CSPC’s own Turtle!

Paddles are always cruel, but this one, as the engraving says, is unusually so, and quite lethal. Featuring dozens of sharp nails, it would take a miracle to survive even one hit from this satanic contraption. Use at your own peril!

Creator Details:

Erez Benari
Fetlife: NoGainNoPain
Website: www.hugzandcuddlez.org

Erez Benari is an engineer, writer, artist, maker, and activist, residing in Redmond, WA. He has gained significant public and media exposure over his cuddle community “Hugz & Cuddlez”, as well as his former Seattle-based club Spoonz and the Canoodling events he hosted at the Stream House in Woodinville. Benari’s art focuses on kink equipment, as well as miniatures and steampunk-inspired creations. He is originally from Haifa, Israel and has been living in the PNW since 2008. Benari is highly active in the polyamory community and philanthropic work in the community. In addition to voluntarily running his cuddle events, he also works with ENUM (Microsoft’s polyamory group), with the Chosen Family Law Center from NY, and as a board-member for a polyamory non-profit from Massachusetts.

Paddles are always cruel, but this one, as the engraving says, is unusually so, and quite lethal. Featuring dozens of sharp nails, it would take a miracle to survive even one hit from this satanic contraption. Use at your own peril!

Creator Details:

Erez BenariFetlife: NoGainNoPainWebsite: www.hugzandcuddlez.org

Erez Benari is an engineer, writer, artist, maker, and activist, residing in Redmond, WA. He has gained significant public and media exposure over his cuddle community “Hugz & Cuddlez”, as well as his former Seattle-based club Spoonz and the Canoodling events he hosted at the Stream House in Woodinville. Benari’s art focuses on kink equipment, as well as miniatures and steampunk-inspired creations. He is originally from Haifa, Israel and has been living in the PNW since 2008. Benari is highly active in the polyamory community and philanthropic work in the community. In addition to voluntarily running his cuddle events, he also works with ENUM (Microsoft’s polyamory group), with the Chosen Family Law Center from NY, and as a board-member for a polyamory non-profit from Massachusetts.

This bejeweled and sparkle-enhanced paddle was created by CSPC’s own Turtle!

This bejeweled and sparkle-enhanced paddle was created by CSPC’s own Turtle!

This SMACK will add sting to your swing! Painted beautifully by Jadzia!

This vintage Washington University paddle was donated to our auction in hopes that it will go to someone who appreciates it’s history!

This vintage Washington University paddle was donated to our auction in hopes that it will go to someone who appreciates it’s history!

TrueFalse (she/her) uses mixed media collage and photography to challenge ideas regarding erotica and the female body. The body is often dismantled and re-assembled, questioning beliefs regarding beauty, bodily integrity and structure. Common themes include rope bondage, surreal landscapes, and combinations of human and non-human elements.

She has participated in the Seattle Erotic Art Festival, the Erotic Art Exhibition London, the Rochester Erotic Arts Festival, and monthly exhibits at the Urban Arts Gallery in Salt Lake City, Utah.

See more of TrueFalse online at www.truefalseart.com

TrueFalse (she/her) uses mixed media collage and photography to challenge ideas regarding erotica and the female body. The body is often dismantled and re-assembled, questioning beliefs regarding beauty, bodily integrity and structure. Common themes include rope bondage, surreal landscapes, and combinations of human and non-human elements.

She has participated in the Seattle Erotic Art Festival, the Erotic Art Exhibition London, the Rochester Erotic Arts Festival, and monthly exhibits at the Urban Arts Gallery in Salt Lake City, Utah.

See more of TrueFalse online at www.truefalseart.com

Title: Georgia O'Kink

Purpose: Decorative (mostly -- the lace may come off if overused)

Materials: Acrylic paint, Elmer's glue, cotton lace, acrylic finishing spray

Obviously inspired by Red Canna by Georgia O'Keefe, this paddle is meant to embody the erocitism of everyday life; a flower can be more than a flower, lace can be more than a fabric. Pleasure is not a given: we are responsible for bringing it into our own lives. Also, I thought it would look cool.

If you enjoy this art, please feel free to reach out to ask for commissions or more information via my website.

Title: Georgia O'Kink

Purpose: Decorative (mostly -- the lace may come off if overused)

Materials: Acrylic paint, Elmer's glue, cotton lace, acrylic finishing spray

Obviously inspired by Red Canna by Georgia O'Keefe, this paddle is meant to embody the erocitism of everyday life; a flower can be more than a flower, lace can be more than a fabric. Pleasure is not a given: we are responsible for bringing it into our own lives. Also, I thought it would look cool.

If you enjoy this art, please feel free to reach out to ask for commissions or more information via my website.

Title: Ten Tickles!

Purpose: Decorative (the clay may break or fall off if used)

Materials: Acrylic paint, modeling clay, acrylic finishing spray
This paddle was inspired by the incredible art of Consentacle, a card game created by Naomi Clark. The game focused on creating a mutually pleasurable experience for two (or more) players. Making this paddle was a pleasure for me, and I hope it brings joy to its new owner.

If you enjoy this art, please feel free to reach out to ask for commissions or more information via my website.

Title: Ten Tickles!

Purpose: Decorative (the clay may break or fall off if used)

Materials: Acrylic paint, modeling clay, acrylic finishing spray
This paddle was inspired by the incredible art of Consentacle, a card game created by Naomi Clark. The game focused on creating a mutually pleasurable experience for two (or more) players. Making this paddle was a pleasure for me, and I hope it brings joy to its new owner.

If you enjoy this art, please feel free to reach out to ask for commissions or more information via my website.

Title: Ten Tickles!

Purpose: Decorative (the clay may break or fall off if used)

Materials: Acrylic paint, modeling clay, acrylic finishing spray
This paddle was inspired by the incredible art of Consentacle, a card game created by Naomi Clark. The game focused on creating a mutually pleasurable experience for two (or more) players. Making this paddle was a pleasure for me, and I hope it brings joy to its new owner.

If you enjoy this art, please feel free to reach out to ask for commissions or more information via my website.

Artist: Ashley

Title: Summer 2021

Materials Used: Acrylic Paint

About this piece:

This piece was influenced by summer morning and nights and embracing moments of stillness.

Artist: Ashley

Title: Summer 2021

Materials Used: Acrylic Paint

About this piece:

This piece was influenced by summer morning and nights and embracing moments of stillness.

Subspace Sunset:
Can be used for impact play

Sunset theme on the front and vaporwave aesthetic on the back. Acrylic paint with polyurethane finish.

Artist: Sputnik
Discord: NarcoRubio#8028
Fet: BasedShitlord
Insta: nexviolentus
Twitter: @Nex_Violenta

Subspace Sunset:
Can be used for impact play

Sunset theme on the front and vaporwave aesthetic on the back. Acrylic paint with polyurethane finish.

Artist: Sputnik
Discord: NarcoRubio#8028
Fet: BasedShitlord
Insta: nexviolentus
Twitter: @Nex_Violenta